Flex mekanisem

Something made perpusley to flex

That You Are doing Therese is a flex mekanisem

by Mrdrmd July 11, 2021

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flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

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Flat Flex

When you keep trying to do something but always fail

Yelling yeet at the wrong time
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples

by Englash professor November 12, 2018

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mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018

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The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape

“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018

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flex agains

Flex agains are boasters or big time braggers who always have proof to back it up

Ahh man here come this flex again showing off his new tesla sheesh he's always in somethin new

Flex agains - boasters or big time braggers who always have proof to back it up

by Treyyounggod October 18, 2018

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