Eli

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018

Eli

a little fag who only few people like. he wheres dumbass toques and usually has blond hair. His favorite time of day is when he goes home and gets dicked down by his dad

Boy 1 :Whos that kid over there?
Boy 2 :Oh thats Eli
Boy 1 : hmmm, fag.

by SWNDWJHFWHFW December 11, 2019

Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

Eli Lloyd

Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse

That clown is such an Eli Lloyd

by buddyandtobiaslois December 14, 2019

Eli

the definition of eli is Eli-hillbilly,fatass,Drinks moonshine,White redneck,uses chainsaw,when you ft him he always carries a tool

Bro have you seen eli he was last seen being told by the cops to go back inside the house

by elihilbilly January 17, 2020

Ely

The hottest guy ever! He has a huge dick and is amazing to kiss all Ely’s are like this

Wow ely is hot

by West Cost Flipps January 24, 2020

Ely

An absolutely desolate town in the middle of Nevada. Only crackheads and pedophiles roam the streets, with a fair sprinkle of mormons and infidelity.

Where else in the USA is the closest Walmart located 3 hours away? Ely of course!

by NotJoshy February 8, 2020