duck

1.someone who is lame

2. someone who says lame stuff at the wrong moment.

3. Someone who is on lame status.

he jumped on shay nem, damn he a duck

why you dont f**K wit me no more. Cuz your a duck.

F**k something? hell no duck.

by pslovemorgan June 15, 2010

duck

1; something you say when you don't want to say anything back
2; something you say when you can't think of something to say back

1; person 1: hey! dude! i just banged yer mum!!
person 2: duck.
2; teacher: so what's the answer, billy?
student: umm, duck?

by gnrfever July 31, 2011

throws ducks

Throws wobbly football passes

Peyton manning throws ducks... Touchdown ducks.

by DucksDisaster March 29, 2016

kiss a duck

Shut the fuck up!

Man: "you've had enough to drink"
Woman: "kiss a duck"

by Ndugu Flaco November 25, 2017

Feeding Ducks

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks

by hahahailuvyouguys June 28, 2012

Disco duck

(noun)
A person who knows a lot about music from the 60s, 70s, and 80s, but nothing about current music. This term is most often used with scorn.

The old DJ at the party was a real disco duck, he played only his favorites and none of the songs that the kids knew.

by nuckinfutz May 11, 2006

duck cunt

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt

eeew it smells like duck cunt in here

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 27, 2014