Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

Crank

When you cry and wank at the same time.

Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.

by mcscrunter September 1, 2020

Crank

A DMV term that pertains to the listening and enjoyment of music, usually thought of to be good music.

Trey:" I've been crankin dat G-Herbo lately"

Markel:"Fosho, dat nigga songs do crank"

by Cranking October 21, 2020

crank top

When you have a tank top and you decide to crop it into a crop top, you are left with a cropped tank top. Hence the name, crank top.

Woah, I like your crank top! It makes you look cute AND swole!

by karliskool October 22, 2020

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

cranking metallica

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.

Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway

by urbdic7 October 1, 2020

Crank

A large penis.

"Look at that guy, I bet he's got a crank!"

by Tinks315 September 13, 2017