Alice

She let's mosquitoes bite her because she feels bad

Alice feels bad :( (she's kinda silly)

by Sillybilly1234 June 15, 2023

Alice

Alice is the best

omg i love Alice

by Aliceisthebest June 15, 2023

Alice

One gay mf that nobody wanna f*** . (Actually a homosexual)

Sam: Its Alice!
Sophie: Aint nobody wanna f*** her!

by Sophz Got A Lizard <3 June 18, 2023

Alice

A special kind of stick used to knock out the children caught touching the *forbidden cheese* so they can be dragged and forever imprisoned in a basement.

Person 1: Wow that's such a good Alice
Person 2: Thank you I've already gotten 8 kids with it

by Hobiyi February 26, 2023

Alice

Alice, Alice, Alice, Where do I start. You're truly one of a kind, completely unique in each and every way possible. The way you put a smile on everyone's face, the way you pull leaves off of everything possible, the way you grab massive sticks of wood and scrape the ground, it just, I don't even know how to describe it. Its honestly the most mesmerising thing I have ever witnessed. Without an Alice in your life, your life is not complete, you will never know which way the blanket's individual hairs are facing, or how the carpet was made. If you don't have an Alice in your life your missing out.

Alice: Look at the bush, im going to go and pluck it
Boy 1: Alice, I thought we were meant to hang out today, not pick bushes
Alice: If you don't shut up im going to slit your throat, This bush is more important than your life.
Boy 1: Im Sorry Alice, please forgive me
Alice: I will only forgive you if you come here and smack the ground with this big wooden stick

by Raredog21-69 March 7, 2023

Alice Jean

Generally a term popularised in the South of England, meaning a girl with large, succulent breasts and a rather large backside.

Damn man your sister is a total Alice Jean!!

by AliceJeanLover June 10, 2024

Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024