Bart Simpson

Another name for a dab pen or “cart”. Usually used when there are people around that shouldn’t know that you are getting high. Most of the time the user just says “Bart” or “Simpson”.

Josh: “Bro can I hit the Bart Simpson”
Me: “hold on I’m chillin right now I’ll give it to you in a minute”

by TheFuck69 February 15, 2021

simpson

a very amazing and special person, who you should keep forever. they are so stunning and marriage material, and they are even more amazing if their name is evie.

"they are such a simpson , im never gonna leave them"

by juuuulessssss June 2, 2021

Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.

“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”

by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024

OJ Simpson

The act of giving a blowjob while the recipient drinks orange juice.

"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024

The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.

The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.

by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024

Kaidence Simpson

Kaidence Simpson is a very kind hearted person. Do not underestimate her though, if she feels you have done herself or someone she loves wrong she will kick someone’s ass. She is loyal and has a big heart that is often taken advantage of and is small but strong. Kaidence Simpson is athletic and prys at being the smartest, strongest, and most successful person in her environment. Kaidence Simpson is a lucky one to meet if you get one don’t ever let her go.

Person 1: Wow I wish I had someone loyal
Person 2: I already do I have a Kaidence Simpson!

by .unkown1_user_ December 27, 2024

Bart Simpsoning

Verb.

To send someone to a foreign country with which they are unfamiliar of both culture and language and make them sleep in a basement

"She was smoking hot, but I think she was Bart Simpsoning me"

by flywirebye July 14, 2025