A Swedish Joke

A Swedish joke is mostly used by other Nordic countries like Norway, Denmark,Finland etc. But can also be found in some Slavic countries. A Swedish joke is a joke about how stupid Swedes are. Because of the other countries are jealous of the Swedish addiction. Mostly Norwegians because of the fact, that Norway do the work and Sweden takes the credit. They have the easiest language because of who stupid they are. And they criticised other skandinavian languages

She is such a Swedish joke. And think my teacher is a Swedish joke. Donald turmp is such an Swedish

by Ompalompa178 April 22, 2021

Swedish Fish

A sweet, delectable, chewy candy developed by one of the worlds most iconic candy maker.

Fun fact - Swedish fish not only come in the top 10 on the worldwide favorites list but, also have a 17.4% higher sales record over avocados!

by smash1 June 9, 2022

Swedish Magic

When you ejaculate into someone's arse, swirl it around then eat it like a meatball

"Did you do Swedish magic last night"

by toecummies September 2, 2022

swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.

"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"

by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022

Swedish Kringler

When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.

She wants me to grow a mustache so I can give her a Swedish Kringler

by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022

Swedish Yodel

When your lady friend sits on your face and you take a deep breath in blow a bunch of air into her cooch and it comes back at you in a queef .

Hey bro, I decided it was time to take my wife to Europe, so I surprised her with a Swedish Yodel

by Shameless Ray November 19, 2022

Swedish

Swedish is the worst ever nationality. Nobody like a swedish person, they all take snus and is always talking about ikea. The only good thing that has come out of Sweden is Pewdipie and Ikea and maybe og minecraft. If you are from sweden please kill yourself or bomb your capital city.

Dane: oi you see that stupid dick sucking snus taking fucker on steroids and apple juice
Norwegian: yeah 100% a Swedish guy
Dane: yeah such a cunt

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022