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Post Malone

Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.
It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone
by AsswithaC October 25, 2017
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Post farming

(verb) The act of particapating in or creating a post farm.

(adj.) Associated with post farms or post farmers.
(verb)
Person 1: That new guy is answering every single topic, but not really saying much.

Person 2: He's probably just post farming.

(adj.)
That post farming noob!
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
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Post-Deathcore

a music genre combining various elements of post-hardcore and deathcore.
Examples of Post-Deathcore bands are Buried In Verona and Feed Her To The Sharks
by potatoes2 January 5, 2011
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post smash

Before raming your girlfriend from behind you take a pic of her fat ass
I sent a post smash to pucksnaps52
by Juoajfreddude April 11, 2017
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post-hardcore

A. A genre of punk rock based in hardcore, but more experimental. Has a lot in common with emo, but less introspective.

B. A word scene kids who don't even know who fugazi was use to describe their music
A- "At the drive-in is a pretty good post-hardcore band."

B- trendy kid: "Chiodos is a good post-hardcore band."
punk kid: "fuck you."
by leonardkoehn August 27, 2008
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ring the post

v. In ice hockey, it means to barely miss a goal when a shot eludes the goaltender, yet deflects back into play after hitting either the left or right goalpost. A hard rubber puck shot at high velocity makes a "ringing" sound, much like that of a bell, when it hits the metal goalpost, thus "ring(ing) the post." You can also "ring the crossbar" if a rising shot hits the top bar connecting the goalposts. The goaltender is considered very lucky if he is bailed out by such an event.
Wisconsin would have beat Minnesota by an even greater margin if they didn't ring the post five times. Man their goalie is a great big sieve.
by What U. Waant May 18, 2006
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post twirl

1. a tennis or badminton move in which a player takes a small feminine-like step, throws the ball/birdie up into the air, and in an attempt to serve, twirls the racket with a complete wrist motion, around their own hip area, to gain leverage on the ball. note: this move has a failure rate of 95%.
2. a move inspired by a dude named andrew in 9th period gym class while playing against two girls that he secretly has a crush on, but they actually know.
Kait: Wow post! What was that funky move you just did?
Lauren: It's called a post twirl!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Lo P June 23, 2007
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