Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*

No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

Parting the Red Sea

fingering your girl’s vagina while she’s on her period

“I was parting the Red Sea last night and the blood stains were stuck on my fingers.”

by EnzoHater1000DethLord December 7, 2023

Loser parts

A Kerulian slang term reclaimed and ironically used by intersex people to describe ones genetalia of which does not conform the the typical male/female genitals

Xi-yikal: remember when your grandpa asked if I had loser parts?
Akor: Erm do NOT remind me of that, I had to explain to him for 20 minutes why he can't say that and it makes it obvious he's not from kerulia

by Kerulian_terms December 10, 2023

Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.

Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”

by Gongbanger January 6, 2023

Snapshit part 2: Electric Boogaloo

The most scantless demon of all time. Does not give a fuck.

person 1:"who's that?"
person 2" that's Snapshit Part 2: Electric Boogaloo, he's scantless as fuck"
person 1:"Ohhhhh Shit."

by scantlessdemon October 31, 2019

PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART II

It is when you were PEPPER SPRAYED for no legitimate reason except the ONUS.

INCIDENT: SUPER BOWL BET LOST

ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER , DAMNING SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

Then a second time I was PEPPER SPRAYED as I was in a RESTROOM STALL going through my belongings and it was the DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL that had just finished and because early on somebody asked me who would win and I would not say, they lost their BET and PEPPER SPRAYED me , knocked on my stall as ALLIED SECURITY UNIVERSAL SERVICES (ASUS) for short as they were taken off the RTC CONTRACT due to lots of VIOLATIONS and this was at SOUTH STRIP TRANSFER TERMINAL. I threw my SIM CARD down the toilet as I felt super threatened after they had pushed me for no reason you can say ELDER ABUSE AND VEGAS NAZISM and at the time I was dressed in full male attire which caused me tremendous problems but ASUS losing the SUPER BOWL BET and throwing the SIM CARD away may have been PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART II but more it was a very windy day and it ALLEVIATED a lot of the PAIN thanks to the weather but I fought the elements with my personal effects when they forced me away from the terminal.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 8, 2021

PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III

It is when you were PEPPER SPRAYED for no legitimate reason except the ONUS. BUTT HERE IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY IN N OUT BURGER RESOLVEMENT FOR EVERYONE AND TRULY ANYBODY PEPPER SPRAYED

AARON WATSON PECKHAM...URBAN DICTIONARY THE MORE THAN IT...URBAN DICKTIONARY

ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER, SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

I visited IN N OUT BURGER SEPTEMBER 6, 2021 9:45 PM and I met first HANNAH WHO I said , " have you ever heard of HANNAH'S SISTERS and I said I will write down the information and I asked like THE WHO, she said yes, I said , I will write down this song, it's this place from WHO BY NUMBERS, " SQUEEZE BOX. Unexpectedly the manager comes up to me and says "DO YOU WANT TO ORDER" , yes I am starving, so I order and her name was DEELEAH , she said, it's a PURPLE FLOWER and I do a "HALSEY" ,point to my PURPLE RUBBER BAND on my PURSE. Well I get my order and when I get back IN N OUT gave me a present which is a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and I did ask for IN N OUT SPREAD on the side they gave me FOUR PACKS and GOOGLEPLEX is knowing.

Thanks to the definition here on URBAN DICTIONARY but our BELIEF systems coincided MOSTLY lDEELE(AH) AND HANN(AH) as well as others in that DEE CIRCLE ,THE ASSH0LE and they gave me early morning as e FIVE CASCABELLA PEPPERS and thanks to the awesome urban turban I had a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III as I had a FIGGING amazing time MASTURBATING to the incredible sensations by simply CHARU (INSERT) into the STINK FINGER SLOT.

To all that ONUS I used my ANUS to do a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and made MY ASSH0LE as well as ASSHOLE very happy with a MANDATORY SHITEATER (NEW BREAKTHROUGH) and my ASSHOLE getting a VERY GOOD FIGGING as my RESORTS WORLD as it took LITTLE SCOTT to clean my ASSHOLE AFTER.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 8, 2021