Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior

Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!

by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022

Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.

My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 24, 2021

Soft Drawing

Soft Drawing is a cute, simple, light drawing that is usually very wholesome. :) It has very light shading, highlights, colors etc. and has light outlines, or none!

Person 1: Aww! What are you doing?
Person 2: I’m Soft Drawing!

Person 1: That’s adorable!

by sapnapsupremacy April 21, 2021

Soft Noggin

another name for butthead

why are you being a soft noggin?
stop being a soft noggin

by What is editing February 27, 2022

Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.

"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."

by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007

soft butt

A guy of questionable sexuality and/or moral character.

I saw Gian at the club the other night, dancing with another dude. I always knew that nigga was soft butt.

Aww shucks! This nigga's soft butt!!

Ey, watch out for dude over there... I heard he's soft butt.

by The Real Room 112 December 19, 2008