the single look

Looking like a hoe because you can

"Johnny just broke up with me what should I do?"
"Rock the single look tomorrow!"

-show your midriff
-wear your push up bra
- rock them booty shorts

by rubberducky100 September 22, 2012

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

vijay single

when your group of three (threesome) is spontaniously joined right before you tee off on the first tee by a typically annoying person with no one else to play with. This phrase is derived from but is not making fun of pro golfer "Vijay Singh."

2. when your group is held up by a single player on the hole in front of you or if he/she jumps in front of you right before you tee off

golfer 1 - Dang man, we should have teed off when we had the chance, now we gotta wait on flippin' Vijay Single down there to move on.

by 8petton1 December 9, 2011

Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.

guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"

by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011

Sad and Single

When you are depressed because you are single and you know that no boys/girls like you more than a friends.

Kate: I’m sad and single

Beth: I’m not, I’m so happy and dating the love of my life!

by Hiiiiiiiiiibyeeeee November 13, 2018

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

single look

A man,s or woman,s state of that it has become first of all, with a single look of the visitor spouse of, now it is wearing, already now described, mainly for the good behavior mixed with its beauty, and so a described person, is going to be loved for that good manner, by .

It is I and it was, now you have seen, Ton, my single look, husband!

by man!? August 22, 2017