Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

6 in Swedish

It's pronounced like sex instead of six

Guy 1: Yo did that guy just say sex?
Guy 2: Don't worry bro he just said 6 in Swedish
Gut 1: Oh okay

by DykarDyksson October 6, 2023

Swedish Kringler

When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.

She wants me to grow a mustache so I can give her a Swedish Kringler

by The Kringle Master November 15, 2022

Swedish Yodel

When your lady friend sits on your face and you take a deep breath in blow a bunch of air into her cooch and it comes back at you in a queef .

Hey bro, I decided it was time to take my wife to Europe, so I surprised her with a Swedish Yodel

by Shameless Ray November 19, 2022

Swedish

Swedish is the worst ever nationality. Nobody like a swedish person, they all take snus and is always talking about ikea. The only good thing that has come out of Sweden is Pewdipie and Ikea and maybe og minecraft. If you are from sweden please kill yourself or bomb your capital city.

Dane: oi you see that stupid dick sucking snus taking fucker on steroids and apple juice
Norwegian: yeah 100% a Swedish guy
Dane: yeah such a cunt

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

Swedish tiling

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.

Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.

by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022