half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head

skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.

by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018

Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).

That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her

by CatFeces_Burglar January 3, 2019

Kracken Snatch

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke

Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release

by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018

Snatch wizard

A gynecologist

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.

by Mean streets Malone February 19, 2019

Snatch Cricket

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom

I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!

by D's Girl September 20, 2018

Banana Snatch

A term that is commonly used in Zoo's to describe a primate grabbing a banana out of a tree.

The gorilla is about to banana snatch.

by Dr Alexander May 15, 2018

snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

by Reithrese May 22, 2018