A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.
Michael: Hows your love life?
James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!
James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!
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Get the Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener mug.The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
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