85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
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The Dji neo is a tough little bastard of a drone. Camera lacks but it’s good for taking quick aerial shots without having to get a big drone out.
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Tomb, also known as Witchbox or $lug whos real name is Neo, is a well-known figure in the old-generation online scene. He first made a name for himself in 2015 with his video editing under the alias “Skelly” or “Skellytins.” Starting young, he quickly built connections and gained recognition for his work, contributing content to several major groups like H3LL, 764, Slittown, NLM, 101, 333, and Incur.
From 2020 to 2023, Tomb briefly explored the swatting scene with the group 888, but stepped away after a fellow member was arrested. In 2024, Tomb experienced a resurgence in popularity after adopting the alias "Tomb," previously used by Cage, who passed it down after being cucked by criminal 764 (kyle) With the new name, Tomb became a key contributor to Slittown, known for his impactful content and presence.
Tomb also has deep ties to H3LL, He was one of the last remaining owners of the group alongside War (the founder) and Banks, helping to keep its legacy alive.
Though Tomb has been the target of several doxing attempts over the years, he has continued to adapt, now using the alias Witchbox. His reputation in the community is mixed, but there's no denying the significant role he’s played
From 2020 to 2023, Tomb briefly explored the swatting scene with the group 888, but stepped away after a fellow member was arrested. In 2024, Tomb experienced a resurgence in popularity after adopting the alias "Tomb," previously used by Cage, who passed it down after being cucked by criminal 764 (kyle) With the new name, Tomb became a key contributor to Slittown, known for his impactful content and presence.
Tomb also has deep ties to H3LL, He was one of the last remaining owners of the group alongside War (the founder) and Banks, helping to keep its legacy alive.
Though Tomb has been the target of several doxing attempts over the years, he has continued to adapt, now using the alias Witchbox. His reputation in the community is mixed, but there's no denying the significant role he’s played
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Get the Tomb/Neo mug.Neo-feudalism: A system of extreme variation in control and ownership of persons and property, where a small elite consolidates power—often under the guise of holding it “in trust” for the people—while the majority face diminished autonomy, conditional access to resources, and feudal-like obligations. Instead of securing Creator-endowed rights, the State subsumes individuals under elitist control.
Core theme: centralized control via force, law, regulation, digital enclosure, or debt—never individual liberty.
Two forms:
* Traditional: 20th-century statism via bureaucratic/ideological lords; enforced by party, army, cult. Examples: socialism, communism, fascism.
* Modern: digital/financial capitalism via platforms, patents, protocols; binding through interface, debt, data. Examples: techno-feudalism, corporate neo-feudalism, rentier neo-feudalism.
All claim “good intentions” of restoring the bliss of mediated poverty (“you will own nothing, and like it”)—one through iron, the other through silicon—but none honors the free individual.
Core theme: centralized control via force, law, regulation, digital enclosure, or debt—never individual liberty.
Two forms:
* Traditional: 20th-century statism via bureaucratic/ideological lords; enforced by party, army, cult. Examples: socialism, communism, fascism.
* Modern: digital/financial capitalism via platforms, patents, protocols; binding through interface, debt, data. Examples: techno-feudalism, corporate neo-feudalism, rentier neo-feudalism.
All claim “good intentions” of restoring the bliss of mediated poverty (“you will own nothing, and like it”)—one through iron, the other through silicon—but none honors the free individual.
While the desire of humanity is “no kings”, it self-imposes the oligarchies of neo-feudalism through abdication of the responsibilities upon which liberty is based.
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