disco nap

People who live in cities that do not have nighttime public transit and intend to attend a nighttime party will stay at the party for the entire night. In order to stay awake through the party they will take a nap during the day before preparing to go out. This is called a "disco nap".

Brad: Hey, I don't know if I can go out to the party tonight, I feel kinda tired.
Chad: Dude, take a disco nap, then you'll be energized all night.

by thedisconapper July 2, 2016

despair nap

When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch

Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.

Person 2: Could this get any worse?

Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.

Person 2: *takes a despair nap*

by cyanrarroll April 27, 2016

Sass nap

After you've taken a nap and you're more sassy and more prone to bitchness than you were before the nap.

Becky: Ashley turn down your shitty music!!! If everyone wanted to listen we would have asked!!
Ashley: Omg Becky, wtf with the sass nap!

by CurlySue52 May 14, 2016

Korean nap

When a bunch of dudes cum on your eyes til you are unable to open them and end up falling asleep.

I felt well rested after my Korean nap.

by Trapiconti May 26, 2016

Michalek Nap

Napping in the middle of the day, at a 90 degree angle with your hands on your chest. You feel like your body is levitating on a body of water.

Yo Deniz I am about to go take my Michalek nap

by thebeast22432 January 24, 2020

Nap wine

Early to mid afternoon glass of wine to help you can catch some sleep while the sun is still up.

Chill Sara, it’s nap wine. I’ll be ready to go out in a few hours.

by Madatnumbers April 19, 2020

The Forbidden Nap

Taking a nap after 7pm while hoping that it won't lead to an exhausting, time-warped disaster, but simultaneously knowing that it undoubtedly will.

Bruh I'm destroyed; I'm probably gonna pass out at 9 tonight.

Dude just take The Forbidden Nap then come through!
That never actually works.

by conmang March 4, 2020