A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022
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Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
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someone 2 “right! Idk why there are so many mid people”
someone 2 “right! Idk why there are so many mid people”
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Get the Mid mug.1. Something that's seen as negligable or not of interest due to its mediocraty being of greater offense than being low quality.
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