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Pot logic

The logic of a person who is under the influence of a "pot" (cannabis); What someone would say if a person did something stupid.
Their logic would be similar to a person who is buzzed or drunk.
Brian's pot logic made him think lighting a bottle rocket between his butt cheeks would be a great idea.
by sw33t_sm0ke July 1, 2018
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Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..
Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.
by Johnny useless July 6, 2018
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Concept by Logical Means that anything Logical makes is absolutely fye no questions asked it also means that marston is still a virgin
Concept by logical is too fye bro
by astroboymcsuckurnan August 30, 2018
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JP Logic

A logic where you will never admit your wrongs.
Come on dude quit using that JP logic!
by JP Logic September 6, 2018
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Simple Logic

Secretly an alt
Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me
by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019
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Logic

When Tyler Williams sucks a bunch of cocks and gargles down the jizz.
Look at that homo Tyler explaining his logic...
by Imnottherealbob June 11, 2019
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logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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