Greg

Noun; male name

Verb; To go on a 2+ minute convoluted rant about something entirely useless.

1: *goes on a long rant about how birds sing*

2: Bro, this guy is gregging.

by Squid00001 February 8, 2024

Gregging

Act of Male ejaculation

stop gregging

by ft5dfuyilbjkl,. October 19, 2023

Greg

A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it

"Greg is such a stupid fucking kitten."

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 30, 2023

Greg (Gregory)

Greg, who is really Gregory but hates his name, is the cutest funniest bestest person anyone could come across. He is really kind, caring and sensitive to other people's thoughts and feelings. He has a really big heart and is adored by all his friends. He is the best friend you could have and his girlfriend is really the luckiest person on earth. Him being the hottest guy on earth is just a side benefit on top of all this.

Omg wow that guy is such a Greg (Gregory)!

by Amiti.adani November 2, 2023

Greg

Greg is the name of little rat men who like to nibble on cords

I saw Greg standing in the corner, a piece of wire hanging from his lips. He was a rat man through and through

by JellyfishG0dess December 5, 2022

Gregged

The act of leaving the room unannounced, going home, not showering, leaving a stink bomb like sims do in the sims, making up things for attention, and having every STD possible.

motherfucker gregged

by fuck-bitches-get-money-42069 December 28, 2022

Chucking a Greg

Urinating in a backpack

I heard Greg was urinating in a backpack again.
Oh indeed, he was 'chucking a Greg'

by Rodinthefog January 8, 2023