Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....

Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.

by cosmic candy September 6, 2017

garage funk

The garage isn't a garage it's full of funk. Like garbage or . Or useless junk. Don't meet flea market standards.

You cant park in the garage cause is so full of garage funk I can taste it..

by waternymph July 1, 2017

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017

miss funk

A fucking stupid ass bitch that does retarded ass shit for no fucken reason, if you meet one you should impale her fucken retarded face.

The girl who sent me to the princapals office for throwing paper is such a miss funk.

by Miss funk December 8, 2017

Funked

The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired

I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.

by TERD SNIFFER December 9, 2017

Funk

A functional drunk.

Look at jimmy, he's such a funk.

by TheDutchSlut March 4, 2017

Funk

An abstract concept that denotes a feeling of euphoria indescribable by human language. A feeling one has when they are in a supremely primal state in which an individual emotionally feels boundless and free. Usually marked by the unintentional telling of true emotions and feelings.

I took some LSD last night and I felt the funk flow through me, I was at peace.
Last night at the party we got so funky that I told everyone we boned in the outhouse.
The gay sex was so great he took me to Funkytown.

by nawitt1999 September 15, 2016