fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)

I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.

by Irocn86 February 27, 2011

douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.

"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.

by JASCAF July 26, 2011

fu jian he

Fu jian he. A slick chink

"You did you see that fu jian he?"
"Yes damn i wish i was him".

by Xx_minecraftkid2010_xX August 19, 2017

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

FU

Fake , Phony or Green Af .

Sick An Tired Of These FU N@&$?

by Don Juan x SkippaHoeDamo January 6, 2019

Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018

tl;fu

Too long: Fuck you, a reply to a Long post about/containing information you are against or aggravated by.

Post
random person TL;FU

by tekie boi August 17, 2018