Disney channel teen

Disney channel teen

I made you this big breakfast and you only ate a slice of toast, you’re just like a Disney channel teen

by Duckburger January 31, 2022

Disney Disease

When something in pop culture becomes so ubiquitous that liking it is mandatory. People infected with Disney disease will dismiss any and all criticism as petty contrarianism, no matter how obviously flawed or downright awful the thing is.

Named after the company that reduces everything to flavorless gray mush.

Examples: capeshit, Harry Potter

My friend thinks I'm a depressed asshole because I never want to see his shitty MCU movies. He has a bad case of Disney disease.

by dontkillalljewspls October 8, 2021

Disney Diva

A female product of Disney that manages to reach mainstream media either by their singing or acting.

eg. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Rodrigo, Selena Gomez, etc.

Olivia Rodrigo is my new favorite Disney Diva.

by ugly w October 27, 2021

Disney hat trick

The accomplishment of having masturbated to the same animated Disney movie three times during a single viewing.

Bro, did you hear about Tanner's Disney hat trick with Aladdin? I think he's got somethin' for Gilbert Gottfried.

by tigerdad July 22, 2021

Disney

Disney is an corp that will take over the universe by 2042 because they will own the government.

Man Disney they are going to take over the world

by KingMastercat May 31, 2021

Disney

Too good to keep Marvel characters the same race as in the comic books but not too good to make a "The villain is evil because they are compensating for having a small dick" joke.

Example 1
Disney writers are hacks and whoever wrote that small dick remark deserves to get raped by a small dick.

Example 2
Disney writers "Please no! Why are you raping me!?"

Rapist "I'm compensating for my small dick"

by Hym Iam August 26, 2021

Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth

That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher

by Meat pies August 20, 2024