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Blessing

toughest black man alive ( and hes a blessing )
yooo blessing is soo tough
by gooeyslimer November 9, 2025
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Joshua-blessed

When someone is so sweet, polite, and angel-coded that you forget they can roast your entire lineage with perfect grammar.
“She said ‘sweetie, no’ and I felt baptized. Joshua-blessed.”
by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025
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Blessed with a chest

Naturally gifted with beautifully endowed breasts.
I’m just blessed with a chest. No implants. They’re real.
by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025
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country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole
I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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Gentleman's Blessing

When someone sneezes on am exposed set of testicles.
I was asleep at my uncle's house, woke up and caught him giving me a gentleman's blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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bless yo sneaky link phone day

“it’s bless yo sneaky link phone day,bless my phone
by ytdilidee June 3, 2024
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