When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
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An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
Dude I have some real news for you
Yeah? Let's hear it
Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
Yeah? Let's hear it
Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
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Also referring to the downtown bar/ restaurant scene
Also referring to the downtown bar/ restaurant scene
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