Flappy Red

A condition in which a man is born without a foreskin. The penis is then constantly exposed to pretty much everything and generates a sticky like glue substance as a natural protection agent. The substance is so sticky that if you were to jerk off your hand would be almost permanently stuck to your penis which is why most men resort to wrapping glad rap around their penis in order to jerk off. The penis is also extremely sensitive and often pulses with pain for no apparent reason and is overwhelming painful during an orgasm or climax. Overall it’s an equally disgusting and disturbing deformity which is why most people with flappy reds never get laid.

“Bruh did you hear James died from extreme pain last night”. “Oh shit no”. “Yeah he was having sex and orgasmed so much that his flappy red literally shut down his body”.

by MmmmmmmmBruh August 5, 2020

Red rumming

Red rumming is the action of inserting you pinky finger into the anus and moving it in the directions that tony from the shinning did whilst repeating "Red Rum, Red,rum"

"Hey zack I hear you did freaky stuff with lana. "

"Yea bro, it was crazzzyyyy she red rumed me so hard I cam out my nose"

Red rumming you put the linky in da stinky and u have some funn

by Hickelticklemepickle November 6, 2020

red godzilla

Giant angry ginger as seen from the eyes of a drunken japanese man, whos not going to pay alot for that muffler

red godzilla say hundred five dolla for that muffler, i wait for john he give me discount.

by concerned hazletonian December 20, 2012

Red Doughnaut

a) Usualy a gay couple (possibly straight) has anul-sex too often the passage becomes red and swolen. Causing it to turn inside out and increase its diamiter. Usualy sever pain lasts about 2 weeks.

Jim: Hey, are you ok?

Bob: Yeah. My ass is still recovering from the Red Doughnaut you gave me.

by LemonZorz June 23, 2011

Red Travis

The guy that is an idiot in a harem-based comedy adventure to find his true purpose and vengeance for his loss of his parents and other things that ruined him in the past, truly... Red Travis is one of a kind idiot of the book of LFOC.

Red Travis just showed his hentai collection to th boys.

Everyone knows that Red Travis doesn't take shit seriously.

by Setset19GM July 14, 2021

Red Bralettes

Hippie women or any woman take off their bras, throw them, and release them into the wild as a sign of revolt. This was set during the time of the 1960s where women would not wear bras and throw them away to steer away from the basic housewives stereotype.

Down goes the monarchy and we shall set these Red Bralettes ablaze.
I’m going to take my Red Bralette off and become a true WO-MAN!!!

by The Feminist August 22, 2022

red flavor

K-Pop girl group Red Velvet's most iconic summer anthem. In the music video, viewers are inundated with visuals of fruits.

Curious about the red flavor, honey
The strawberry flavor that melts
More as you bite
Look for it at your corner candy shop, baby
My favorite is the summer flavor

by thiago kim™ March 9, 2021