lacrosse player

Kids that started baseball when they were younger and quit to start playing lacrosse because they were a disgrace to the game of baseball. They are also douche bags who think they are hot shit and lacrosse is the greatest sport ever even though they probably suck at that too.

lacrosse player: baseball is so boring

baseball player: thats because you sucked

lacrosse player: no the outfield was so boring

baseball player: exactly you played the outfield because you sucked

lacrosse player: (tries to get out of conversation) well i gotta go to lacrosse practice

baseball player: ok have fun playing with your shaft with other guys

by lacrossesucksballs June 2, 2009

Stage Player

A DJ that stands on a stage in a club, even if they are not booked to play the event.

Promoter to DJ not playing at the event: "Stop hogging the stage, you stage player"

by Fezbiano February 20, 2011

player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.

When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.

by urbanlifestudent December 16, 2008

Brother Players

In a group of guy friends, like around 7-10 guys. There is always the 2-3 that are better with the women. These are the 2 or 3, that go to party's and places with each other to get women or even settle for a while.

John and Hal always get the hot girls at party's, they must be Brother Players

by BroDecoder October 28, 2014

Cross-Player

Cross-Player has 2 definitions:

1st: A Cross-Player is someone who plays on one system with someone on another system in an online game (eg Fortnite)

2nd: A player coming from one game to another game, using his experience wrongly. Mostly seen in Battlefield 3 when CoD Players start the game.

2 examples to cross-player

Example to 1st:
Person A: "I wanna play with you!"
Person B: "But you play PS4 and I play PC."
Person A: "Don't worry. This game has cross-play!"
Person B: "Cool! Invite me!"

Example to 2nd:
CoD Player: "This map is gigantic. I'll play sniper and take some Quickscopes."
CoD Player: "Where are the attachments?"
Battlefield 3 Player: "You need to unlock them first."

In-game:
CoD Player: "This sniper sucks. I shoot and the shot hits after many seconds."
Battlefield 3 Player: "That's the drag..."

Battlefield 3 Player: "Get in the tank and on the MG!"
CoD Player: "The what on what?"

CoD Player: "The screen's too bright! But then it gets too dark!"
Battlefield 3 Player: "That's because a sniper with flashlight aims at you."
*CoD Player gets sniped*

by The 🍓 October 11, 2018

Digital player

Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.

I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!

by nameismatt June 14, 2018

King Player

A player of PvP games that gets alot of kills like Newscapepro also known as Cory Crater

Did you know, that person is a King Player.

by Pink_Cherry_blom June 10, 2018