moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear

Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.

by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

Moists

Panties

If you’re lucky she’ll show you her moists.

by an_roc January 9, 2021

Moist

The most beautiful word of them all

Sandra: Oh no, my shoes are moistened with spider jizz
Alex: Ha Ha. moist

by Pickle Chungus January 13, 2021

Moist

Tf idk don’t ask me for definitions df.. ANYWAY moist is used in many contexts 😏

-nice and moist

-wet and moist

-ndksndkdnsksns moist

-moist cakes 🎂🍑

by anonymous January 17, 2021

moist rat

The most bottom in the world they will always claim they are a top or a switch but in reality they are a sad bottom.

"Casey you really are a moist rat."

by Pridedspartan99 February 25, 2021