Matthew Hughes

Matthew is a smelly cunt who touches bare kids and has a fit mum called Beth. 10/10 would fuck. Beth- not Matthew.

Matthew Hughes is a nonce. His mums fit though.

by matthews fit mum is fit October 11, 2019

matthew rothschild

Pale Jewish boy with who fails at life everyday

There is a Matthew Rothschild in the basement doing nothing

by Js'wimm April 17, 2017

Matthew Morgan

A local englishman who originated in the county of lincolnshire. He was convicted for rape and sexual assault of his own mother while she was asleep. Due to this he is now no longer allowed to work with kids due to the fear that he may just "bend them over".

Man 1: Did you hear about that rapist?
Man 2: What, the one who did a Matthew Morgan?
Man 2: Yeah, he literally bummed a kid down an ally way

by Mell Morgan June 22, 2017

matthew barreto

A complete and total dumbass, this person is quite literally one of the most stupid and idiotic people that you will meet in your life.

Wow man, that Matthew Barreto... Such a dumbass.

by _"_:;!=* August 17, 2016

matthew chambers

He's no Tim!

Matthew Chambers - He's no Tim! But he could be James Blunt, and that just might be totology...

by Maelduin June 12, 2021

A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

Matthew Wookey

The human equivalent to moto moto

Matthew Wookey likes them big and chunky

by Bensonsforbeds April 28, 2019