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Jared Appreciation

This is when a group of men, typically around the ages of 14-25 get together to appreciate a guy named Jared Ford Meamet. These are typically large gatherings but can scale down to around 3-5 people but typically tend to range from 10-25 people at a time.
by Rapidddd July 29, 2023
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Jared

Pussy or vagina. Someone who's not about that in life.
That guy is being a real Jared.

Grow up, don't be a Jared.
by Sally0311 September 22, 2023
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Jared

Actually the cooloest, sexiest, amazingest, coolest, poggest, incrediblest, bestest, finest, greatest, topest, foremostest, leadingest, preeminentest, premierest, primest, firstest, chiefest, principalest, supremest, of the highest qualityest, superlativest, unrivaledest, second to nonest, without equalest, nonpareilest, unsurpassablest, peerlessest, matchlessest, unbeatablest, unexcelledest, optimumest, ultimatest, incomparablest, idealest, perfectest, highestest, record-breakingest, top of the rangest, top of the linest, par excellencest, starest, number-onest, one-in-a-millionest, a cut above the restest, top-drawerest
Woah bro you're totally Jared rn
by ScaryBigRobot May 12, 2022
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Jared is black history
Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech
by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022
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Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)
El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022
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Jared

A guy that gets absolutely no maidens. No bitches. No damsels. No female significant other. Or male significant other, for that matter. He gets nobody. He is alone, and will forever be alone. He loves Friday Night Funkin' and anime, and watches them nonstop.
Hopefully, someday, he will find that special someone.
*at a party*
"Yo you seen my boy Jared?"
"Nah he's at home playin FNF."
"Damn that's too bad."
by Drexsanity November 4, 2022
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Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats
Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!
by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 2, 2022
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