A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.
by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020
Get the Tequila Jade mug.A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.
Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.
by anonymous June 22, 2023
Get the Jade Mountain mug.The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
by Foodboi May 5, 2023
Get the The Jade Range mug.An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.
Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021
Get the jade comb mug.“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022
Get the Jades Theory mug.she may be crazy but she is a nice person and she dose not TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY!!!!!! and very cute
by naratoe nutzx May 2, 2022
Get the maddison jade mug.Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.
by punanislayer September 21, 2021
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