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Can you help me pee?

A phrase popularized by a certain special student who goes under the name of Thunderbolt. This phrase is typically said by Thunderbolt while graciously riding a purple handle bar, though the phrase can be heard in other places. This sentence is usually used to mock the student, or used as a plea for help. Debate has been going around whether Thunderbolt says "pee" or "please". Either way, the phrase is used in the same way.
"Can you help me pee?" - Thunderbolt says while is riding his purple handle bar as usual. The students at the lunch table mock him "Can you help me pee?"

Kevin is struggling on his homework and needs help. "Can you help me pee?" he says to his classmate.
by skropll March 6, 2025
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Call in and we'll help you

We aren't going to help you.
Hym "Because I already said I'm not calling in. So, 'call in and we'll help you' means you aren't going to do it. Not calling in isn't a barrier to you. So, no. I'm not ever going to do that. You should have done what I told you 3 years ago or 10 years ago and though kids in Texas would not be dead and Suchir Balaji would not be dead. YOU... DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. I'm not doing it. There are a lot of things I WILL do but no. I'm not calling anyone. I'm not doing anything beyond this. You can just listen to the words I say and then do those words and not the other way around. I already told you I wouldn't and I already explained why."
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HELP

A modern slang word used to mean that you find something funny.
Adding a question mark to the end can imply that something is funny but confusing or concerning.

The term is derived from the idea of laughing so hard you can't breathe, and thus need to call for help. This shares a similar etymology to "💀," which comes from laughing so hard you die.
Situ. 1:

Person A: Posts a funny video

Person B: HELP

Situ. 2 (Question Mark):

Person A: id smash joe biden fr

Person B: HELP?
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Getting the help that you need

Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"
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help

slang for what the actual fuck is wrong with you
"hey bro did you know that i can shove my whole fist in my ass?" "HELP"
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