Flexing

You flexing me

Why you flexing me

by Mrstarrant July 30, 2021

Auto-Flexing

Auto-flexing is when a heavily muscled person or animal's muscles flex on their own as they move.

Kara's muscular thighs made waves as she walked across the room and I couldn't help but admire them. I would define what they did as auto-flexing.

by Amelia Wysocki August 15, 2021

Flex

When somebody is showing of their skills and or material things.

Oh, that girl over there is really flexing her money off.

by coolboiifromacult101 June 27, 2021

Flex mekanisem

Something made perpusley to flex

That You Are doing Therese is a flex mekanisem

by Mrdrmd July 11, 2021

flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018

Flex tape

The product of one god, Phil swift himself
He has rained down on us the perfect bondage for leaks
The ultimate repair for literal anything

He saws a boat in half and fixes it with only one of his great marks left flex tape

“To show you the power of flex tape I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF and repaired it with only flex tape!”-the god himself

by MoLeStMaN December 5, 2018