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David

he’s a fucking asshole everyone hates him, he has a phat chode and loves dick down his throat, alls he eats is ass and big toes,if u know a david or if ur kids name is david abort them ASAP. they are the next gays of the generation
oi how gay is david
i know right what a faggot
by ur dads pp June 1, 2020
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David. A nice tall guy but with a dark secret...He’s a child sodomizer
Wow did you see David come in the other day? He was so nice but I’m pretty sure he got arrested leaving the restaurant
by Mrchickenman autobiographer November 4, 2020
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He’s and awesome guy he likes this girl in his class her name is salome and he wants her to be his girl but he doesn’t think it will be possible
David is involve with salome
by DontGetToMeOrYourDone October 17, 2019
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A very sexy and good looking guy. He gets all of the girls and has a big pp. He is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth. If you are a girl than you should go get with him now.
David you are the most awesome guy ever.
by The knowledge tree October 25, 2019
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David is a big black man
by sososostrue January 11, 2021
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Ahh a David is just so... words could never explain this incredible human being. He is so sweet and considerate to others. He puts everyone before himself which makes him so special. He is so loyal. His eyes you could stare at them forever,well at least I did. They have such a beautiful essence to them its breathtaking. He is the most hardworking guy I know. Once hes passionate ab something he is so devoted and committed to it,just how he is with his girl. He'll make you feel so special,wanted,beautiful,and loved. He makes you feel like...like...home. He makes you feel safe too. Having him in your life is a true blessing. He'll put himself in pain just so that you are ok and happy. Love him with all your heart i promise you,you wont regret it.
David well lets just say shrimp
by Deer woman March 16, 2021
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A man who is overly homosexual, usually terrible at video games and poker
Wow you cant even finish the second level? What a David...
by mohamedalakar August 12, 2015
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