smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019

Thomas Ash

Thomas hates dogs, Thomas is loud and often deaf.. Thomas thinks he knows everything..

Thomas likes lamposts and has a large collection oranges and cannot sing..

Thomas loves his step dad who is amazing.

Thomas ash is also a Tank engine

by Tovinator August 10, 2019

The Ashes

A cricket game where England play Australia in 5 test matches to determine the winner- England normally get battered

Harry walked up to his friend Micheal.

“Did you watch the Ashes last night?” Asked Harry.
“Yeah. Australia dominated, didn’t they.”

by Water_sheep August 24, 2019

ash

as hell

yo i’m bored ash

by amosliv_lax02 January 6, 2018

Ash bean

Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris

Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.

by Cuntosmuntos February 8, 2020

Ash Kirk

A name given to a girl who could be a boy 🧐

Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk

That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk

by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020

Dirty ash kaash

Sloppy toppy

Man i got dirty ash kaashed last night

by Hamood bb November 11, 2020