Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

broken corndog

1. verb A Broken Corndog is when you to do anal with yo homie but you miss on entry.

2. noun, when your dick breaks during the act of intercourse.

Yo Bret me and Austen were practicing no homo and I wound up with a Broken Corndog

by Buff Orc Lesbian August 14, 2019

Broken

When you can't win with your own skill and have to lie that the game is at fault for making something powerfull instead of looking at your own mistakes that made something/someone powerfull.

"That champion is broken and should be nerfed" ~ the 0/12/3 kai'sa talking about enemy caitlyn who is going 14/3/6

by SuppIns August 23, 2019

the broken helicopter

A sex position were the man toes his dick in a knot and rams it up the asshole with lots and lots of force

"Dude the broken helicopter hurts"

by Max102217 January 7, 2018

Broken carriage

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner

Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018

Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

bent not broken

The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship

"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."

by Hellyagurl23 March 28, 2017