1. The sociological inverse of the friend zone, i.e. (when a man is pursued only for sexual conquest and nothing else) 2. The compartmentalized “social zone” a man resides in, with a partner who he only entertains with sexual encounters.
Bro to Bro: “Yeah idk man she’s great and i kinda want to ask her out but she only talks to me for dick appointments. She’s like the opposite of clingy.”
Bro#2: It sounds like you’re in the dick zone my friend. Just try not to fuck it up.
Gf1: girrrrrl he gonna wanna wife you up them niggas always do. why you give it up just like that?
Gf2: chill chill ima keep him in the dick zone i ain’t about that bs with his baby mama drama havin ass. he grabs that booty like a bag of cash tho🤑
Bro#2: It sounds like you’re in the dick zone my friend. Just try not to fuck it up.
Gf1: girrrrrl he gonna wanna wife you up them niggas always do. why you give it up just like that?
Gf2: chill chill ima keep him in the dick zone i ain’t about that bs with his baby mama drama havin ass. he grabs that booty like a bag of cash tho🤑
by slikkrikk June 11, 2018
Get the dick zone mug.The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
by LFBG2FG January 6, 2020
Get the Wank Zone mug.If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.
"How'd that application go Joe?"
"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".
by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020
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Dude, step back you're invading my Corona Zone...back some more...on back...ok, now you're good.
Also know as spray zone
Also know as spray zone
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Shaggy: Naw man I'm in The Goop Zone dont bother me.
Fred: Oh ight then.
Shaggy: Naw man I'm in The Goop Zone dont bother me.
Fred: Oh ight then.
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