poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

by 23dmdn January 20, 2023

Wine bitch

A punk bitch that hates women because wants to be treated like a LADY. He claims to be straight, but is totally uncomfortable with his sexuality. He wants the dick so bad that he fantasizes about his girlfriends getting gang raped. He is a miserable hag that doesn't help pay bills and would rather live with his dad than have responsibilities, or shacks up with the next dumb bitch he finds.

That dude Mike is a scrub, a straight up wine bitch.

by vrcoon January 22, 2023

Wine Night

A night of casually drinking that suddenly turns into finishing a whole wine bag and ending up on the bathroom floor.

We had a wine night last night, or so i was told .

by anonymous January 26, 2023

natural sparkling wine

Natural sparkling wine is the english word for Natursekt. It's not about real sparkling wine. It's about piss.

He is a natural sparkling wine enthusiast. He would love to taste the natural sparkling wine of attractive young women. Are you kinky enough?

by unkinkyjonas October 21, 2023

Wine Drunk

Girs best friend. It’s a messy night when your wine drunk

Let get wine drunk

by Quirty1278 October 28, 2023

Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.

"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "

by lekjen December 22, 2023

Wine-or-die-tis

A disease in which my body does not turn grapes into wine. Therefore, I must take daily supplements.

I’ve got wine-or-die-tis.

by MyWinery December 23, 2023