the high post

when one gains a vertical hight advantage upon his peers and proceeds to pass gass while on that higher pedistal.thus gaining a "higher post" to rip ass from

D-fair pulled the high post when he stood on the chair. it was epic.

by akooz November 22, 2006

Shit Post

Making fun of something in a comical manner about something in pop culture.

All I do is make shit posts on reddit cause I’m a loser.

by BiggiePearl July 23, 2020

Post up

While in the gym about to squat, bench, or deadlift you get your gear set next to the rack making sure that no one else takes it and that the person doing bicep curls realizes its time to get out.

I walked into the gym to post up at the squat rack; the d-bag doing curls realized it was time to jet.

by Skulletbuster June 13, 2011

fence post

A post that makes up part of a fence.

What, you didn't know that?

Hey, what's that post that mkaes up part of that fence?

That's a fence post, dumbass.

by MuzlFlash August 22, 2003

Post Wipe

Wiping again after taking a dump even though you wiped thoroughly the first time.

Wiping up a juicy fart.

"Man, I got some bowel problems cause I've post wiped three times already."

"Yo, dude I gotta post wipe before we go."

by J dizzle and the shnizzle December 29, 2007

Posting Up

When you casually fuck your girl in a high school bathroom

Did you hear about that guy posting up his girlfriend in D wing?

by anon1288601 January 7, 2015

ghost post

A comment on a Facebook item (e.g. status, note, etc) that was removed by the author due to A) misspelling, B) stupid remark, C) awkward input, or D) other.

The result is typically confusion and several wasted minutes on the part of the one who was commented on or anyone who posted previously.

Facebook: XYZ commented on your note.
Me: ...where's the comment? Jeez, way to ghost post, XYZ.

by Facebook Steals Precious Hours April 23, 2009