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Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.
Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.
by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019
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Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025
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Sponge monger

Sexual partner with an insatiable desire for loads of cum.
My ex-girlfriend was a total sponge monger. She would completely drain my balls at least twice a week.
by Cascooter November 21, 2025
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Spong

You are a spong
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Sponge bath

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?
by Storknbeans June 10, 2024
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Spong

halli is a fucking “spong”
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Spong

see that ginger hoe there she’s a “spong”
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