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Snot ball

when someone takes a huge snot rip off a r!g
i know it’s your first time hitting this but i won’t give you a snot ball of a hit…
by ChromeTipDip December 19, 2021
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It's snot funny

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast
Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!
by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022
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Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.
"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"
by waffleenio February 9, 2022
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snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
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Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.
I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.
by I am the Travis November 29, 2020
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Dog Snot

Had a cold when I went down on your mom so I gave her a Dog Snot.
by Dingaroo December 2, 2020
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Schlong snot

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"
by Nuts N. Bolts December 6, 2020
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