The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
by Arhs28 July 9, 2022
Get the Slippery shits mug.Where one goes into a bathroom and brings their toy figurine of shrek along. They then proceed to run themselves a bath whilst preparing to shit on everyones favorite character. Once in the warm bath tub they shove shrek up their ass and shit on him whilst hes up there (jammy bastard). They then take him out of said ass and gives him a swirly. After all this the owner of the toy licks shrek clean.
by TheMotherPlucker July 10, 2022
Get the The Slippery Shrek mug.Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"
Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"
Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"
Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022
Get the Slippery Man mug.When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
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