salty fucker

A fucker who is salty

“He’s salty.”
“He’s a fucker.”
“He’s a salty fucker.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

salti nerd

cool human being, very Huggable and loved by all. Tends to be awesome in every way.

We fucking love our salti nerd

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013

Salty Shipley

Homosexuals who enjoy sexual piss play, usually for money.

He paid Five bucks for a Salty Shipley.

by Desert Bart March 8, 2011

Salty Russ

When you sample the semen of someone who has just eaten seafood .

Russ: Wow, that cioppino was delicious.

Craig: I wish I had ordered it.

Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.

Craig: Mmmmm!

by Kramalama April 27, 2023

Salty Cracker

The best show on YouTube and Rumble. He has a fan base that borders on cultlike in their devotion, referring to themselves as the Salty Army.

I'm gonna watch Salty Cracker later. Want to join?

by KRayna September 13, 2023

Salty Baba

An older Muslim man who dates younger woman. He pretends to be rich but in reality he is broke.

That Mehmet is such a salty Baba. He took me out to drinks and made some excuse about forgetting his wallet.

by Nobbysnutz August 3, 2023