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Ryan is a skinny dank prick. He has a small cock but brags about it. Ryan is dray as ice and won't tell anyone anything. He likes to smoke joints (weed) in the bathroom and shag skets in the kitchen.Ryan likes to eat two chips juice and half a chicken leg.
Oh look there's ryan let's hope he doesn't tell us about his peng cock.
by Swagerrdaverr420 October 30, 2019
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Ryan is a gay looking boy
by Egg cheese October 31, 2019
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Hot af. That’s all
Person 1: Look at Ryan
Person 2: Oh my Lordy lord, he’s so hot
by Itsyagirl_Vaehh November 19, 2021
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Ryan is THE biggest homie hopper and is desperate for attention. hide your friends and your friend's friends while your at it. make sure his friends aren't hot before you ruin your chance with the whole group. only personality trait is blocking anyone and everyone. his desperation should not be the least of worries in this situation though, he is only 5'8 but he makes sure to round up. if you catch him in a real honest moment, he will tell you 5'8 3/4. not only has he failed to cut his hair, he also fails to change out of the same flannel and vans.
"is Ryan hot?"
"no but his friends are"
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
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Physcopath always
Loves spelling friends names wrong for example if his friend was Sarah with an H he would want it without it like Sara
Ryan is also a dumbass
Ryan is a dumbass
by Bigtexasman432 February 1, 2022
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SO WEIRD WHO HAS A SISTER WHO FRICKS AT AGE 16 WTF????! SO WEIRD! RYAN WILL INHERIT HORKEENESS FROM HIS GENERATION
omg its ryan, the guy who lieks sexsldjfaljfdlsdjlfajsdlfja
by ryanishomosexual April 13, 2022
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Ryan- "IM NOT SHORT!!!" (he's 4'11")
by theinformer!!! December 10, 2009
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