Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.

Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.

by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019

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Pulling a Rob

When you get so banged up that you end up taking home a 3

Nigel : Have you seen Josh ?

Kevin : yeah I seen him Pulling a Rob

by Brian___69 October 1, 2019

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Simpsonville Rob

Similar to a gloryhole, It’s when you pull up to a truck stop bathroom and see a hole in the wall with a ginger tongue and mouth sticking through it already, waiting for that strange nasty cock.

He pulled a simpsonville Rob at the truck stop bathroom with his mouth, tongue and ass pressed up against the gloryhole

by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019

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Pull a Rob

Saying yes to your team for an early morning commitment but then changing it to no in the middle of the night because you stayed too late.

When you say you will join your running group in the morning but then pull out, you Pull a Rob.

by words-matter September 27, 2017

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Robbing the Rotten

When you become a real villain, catch a good guy, like a real super hero, and try a disguise. It's when you become the pinnacle of rottenness. You officially robbed the rotten.

bae: What you doing?
bf: just robbing the rotten
bae: do you have me as 'bae' in your contacts? kys

by Robbie Rotten Fan Number One April 2, 2017

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