buoyant poop

The type of poop that doesn't flush down the toilet on the first try.

I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop.

by spudart January 4, 2012

Blunt Poop

Having brown blunt resin on your lips from smoking a soggy or nigger lipped blunt.

"Damn, you got hella blunt poop on your lips from nigger lipping!"

by Chadillac-R October 17, 2009

fiery poops

1. The kind of poops that are caused after eating a spicy meal, thus causing a catastrophic sensation of a blazing Armageddon seeping from your anus.

2. Multiple problematic bowl movements caused by devouring to much bad Mexican food. Resulting in a zesty butthole.

3. The act of shitting infinite amounts of smoldering ass nuggets .

"damn, bro that taco bell is giving me some serious fiery poops"

by Mackerel shitstorm February 9, 2014

poop crust

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good

aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks

by Buttcheeseeater February 27, 2018

Poop Talk

The act of giving oneself encourangement or mental prepping before a particularly large or painful defecation.

Jonathan gave himself a poop talk before shitting out something that looked like a small african child.

by So.Many.PANDAS October 27, 2011

poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.

matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!

by pied pooper July 19, 2011

hybrid poop

When you take a dump that starts with solid logs but then turns into a steady stream of flowing diarrhea.

I though I would be on the toilet for a while at first, but luckily it was a hybrid poop so I was done quickly.

by helga olovski January 13, 2011