Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.
by gokaari June 13, 2018
Get the Snack paste mug.We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
Get the The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect mug.Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."
Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."
by Luis2018 October 2, 2018
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Get the Clout pasting mug."Why are the pages of this Victoria Secret catalogue all stuck together?"
"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
"Looks like someone sprayed it with waist paste.
by e_RoC May 25, 2018
Get the waist paste mug.Bluestars past has always been sad. While being a warrior ( Bluefur ) she betrayed the warrior code and had kits with oakheart, a Riverclan warrior. She had to give up her 3 kits to him and one died in the freezing cold. She was heartbroken and she would one day meet her kits on the battlefield. She later fulfilled her prophecy Starclan gave her, and became Bluestar, Leader of the Thunderclan cats.
Bluestars past is heartbreaking.
by MoltenClaw May 26, 2018
Get the Bluestars past mug.The feeling of pain when ever you see that thing/person that never goes away you can’t ask everyone to not talk about because that thing is still apart of there life
The definition or defined word of haunted by your past is horrible don’t do stupid shit.
I hurt her and now I can’t stop see her every were I go.
Another word like this is guilt it eats you up inside.
I hurt her and now I can’t stop see her every were I go.
Another word like this is guilt it eats you up inside.
by Nooooo your not perfect August 20, 2022
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