Panic Press

A tough situation in that makes you rage and/or panic press a button that can mess you up

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?

Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.

Guy 2: Yeah, it does.

by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025

Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.

oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now

by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025

Palmtree Panic (All versions)

Arguably Sonic CD's best songs. ON THE EU SIDE. Don't let nobody say otherwise.

Person 1: Boy, do I love Palmtree Panic (All Versions).

Person 2: Yeah, the US version is the best version!

Person 1: *proceeds to crash out*

by Metal Sonic X October 7, 2025

Harry Potter Panic Attack

Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.

"Look! He's having a Harry Potter Panic Attack!"

by Tearytesty December 24, 2025

Moral Panic

What leftists accuse you of when you criticise sexual promiscuity, prostitution and in the biggest self report of the millennia, the idea that a child can consent to a sexual relationship with an adult. Because if they can consent to “gender-affirming care”, before they're even a teen, what else can they consent to?

Person 1: TED sucked for the last ten years. They went from talking about physics, chemistry, engineering, philosophy, and it became "what if the baby consents?"

Leftist 1: That's pretty revolutionary and hot tho

Person 2: this one too , check the harddrive (referring to Leftist 1)

Leftist 2: moral panic is disgusting (replying to Person 2)

Disclaimer
This was a real comment chain on a YouTube video.

by Noticer64 January 30, 2025

Bisexual Panic

When a Bisexual individual sees several people of different genders and finds both attractive.

Or;

Finding someone attractive that’s non-binary or, whose gender is unknown and not assumable, making one confused about how one’s attraction should be towards said person.

Bisexual: ”Smash right?
Friend: ”Is that a guy or a girl?”
Bisexual: ”No idea, but they’re giving me some bisexual panic”

by Bismuth83 February 19, 2025

panic heroin

When you are in a pinch, anxiety ridden, while in a public space.

Board Member Executive: "Hey Adam, did you get that ROI report ready for our top account we are meeting with over dinner?"

Adams Thoughts: "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck thank god i have some panic heroin in my pocket"

by cdud February 28, 2025