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Anil Mobile

The Anil Mobile is a sacred source of transport only a true divine creature could handle.
Jennifer- "Oh my god is that the Anil Mobile"
Joel- "Yep the only good thing left in this world"
by Zesty ahh February 22, 2023
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T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.
This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!
by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023
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DUI Mobile

A standard bicycle with a gasoline engine. They get their name because, typically, their owners were arrested for driving under the influence and lost their license.
That's gotta suck, dude. You lost your license and now you gotta drive around on that DUI Mobile.
by Stupidly Sophisticated October 10, 2023
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T-Mobile

An actually decent cellular company. Plan prices aren't as expensive as Verizon and have much better 5G coverage than them. I seriously don't get what people are complaining about, they have very good coverage and very good speeds.
T-Mobile, the company that doesn't have either a shitty 5G network, or a 5G network with no coverage (Verizon reference).
by JustYourFootballFan January 6, 2024
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Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.
Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you
by epicepicface January 17, 2024
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mobile invasion

A phenomenon where a game gets a mobile port and suddenly 98% of the people playing it are mobile players
bro 1: I used to love this game, now it is mobile invaded
bro2: we must stop this mobile invasion
by SomeRandomIdk December 10, 2022
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Mobile game devs

People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022
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