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Lip Man

This is mob vernacular for right-hand man.
Capo: I am here to see Don Salvatore.
Lip Man: Don Salvatore is a busy man. I am his lip man: talk to me!
by A1exandre August 7, 2012
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Teh man

the man who knos evrything!
joey121- Yo wats up Teh man
Teh Man- The sky you dumbass
Joey121- ur the man
Teh Man- and ur gay
joey121- wtf how u kno..?
Teh Man- Teh man knos evrtything
by Teh Man October 29, 2007
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man-strength

Used to describe the suprising ability of older men (e.g. your father in his 40-50s) to out-lift, out-drink, and generally out-work younger and more physically fit men.
I thought I could take my old man, but seeing him move that couch today I have to bow down to his man-strength
by GT1979 June 11, 2004
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Gas man

someone who says a lot of things which are not true.
This gas man got beaten up the other day and nearly died but he told his friends he was standing there as strong as a steel soldier and they should see the other guy
by Klumsy'x May 22, 2009
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Man child

In the simplest of definition, a man child is an immature guy who just refuses to grow up. This doesn't mean he necessarily lives at home with mom and dad ― although he probably should considering the way he functions in the real world ― but that he just doesn't have his life together.
Hey man what is a man child”
“Go watch Erobb221, Lime”
by GradualMist April 3, 2021
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man wall

A physical human wall of guys used to protect yourself from strippers approaching you at a strip club. By strategically placing your self inside this wall of men, you form a barrier. This is the typical approach by committed men so they can feel good about telling their significant others that 'were having a blast, we're two hours outside of wine country honey.'
Russ: What are you going to tell Katie when we go to the strip club?
Larry: It is all good. I'm going to get behind the man wall and tell her I am two hours outside of wine country.
by 1337c0d3d00d June 18, 2012
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Man Diego

A city with beautiful beaches, beautiful weather, and endless taco stands. God truly blessed this corner of the US. The people however have ruined a once great place. Despite having beautiful weather and beaches it has very Asexual overtones due to its extremely conservative nature and dispropotionate number of males to females. The male to female ratio currently hovers at about 7 to 1.

Much of this is due to two Superbowls being played in Man Diego (1998 and 2003) and every jerkoff in the Midwest in search of good weather packing up and moving here. The stupid movie "Anchorman" also played a role in the high number of fools who now call Man Diego home.

With the real estate crash, it is hoped that many Men will now move out of Man Diego and return the male to female ratio back to something more reasonable.

The ratio is Man Diego is also the cause of unattractive girls in Man Diego being harder to pick up on than Models in NYC.

It is also extremely hard to find attractive girls over the age of 26 in Man Diego. Attractive older girls get sick of so many guys hitting on them in Man Diego that they prefer the more hellish lifestyles of LA and Orange County to Man Diego.
Scenario #1

Male #1: Why are there so many guys waiting in line with spiked hair to get into that bar? Is it a gay bar?

Male #2: No, its a straight bar. It is just Man Diego.

Scenario #2

Female 26 years old: I need to move to LA. I am so sick of surfer bus boys hitting on me.

Female 25 years old: I hear you. I think I am going to stay in Man Diego one more year, then I am moving to Santa Monica.
by Steve B Manly September 22, 2007
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