Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.

Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"

by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025

Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself

Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey

by Brainmaker June 20, 2025

Muddy Dusty

A alcoholic chocolate milk, whiskey, and some other alcohol and mixed with chocolate syrup.

Dusty is drinking a muddy dusty

by Murdocofthecamo June 21, 2025

Muddy buddy

When you pull out of a dude and he shits on your dick in a taco bell parking lot

Bro my dinggaling still smells like shit from the muddy buddy from my homeboy Travis last night

by Lazyking445 July 15, 2025

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

Get fucked muddy

When someone is fucked in the ass until they shit all over your dick. More often used as a colorful way to say "fuck you"

I can't believe you cut me off!!! Get fucked muddy!

by Zygotes Zygoats Zygote's August 26, 2025